A clean, lightweight tee that speaks with quiet wit. Soft Airlume combed cotton drapes neatly from the shoulders, the ribbed crew neck and shoulder tape keep the silhouette tidy after many washes. The front text — deadpan, self-aware, slightly sardonic — sits low-key on a crisp white field so the message reads like a private joke shared in public. Wear it layered under a jacket for low-effort polish, or alone on warm days when you want your humor to do the talking. Ethically made and breathable, this shirt feels lived-in from the first wear and keeps its shape so the line stays readable and relaxed through the weeks.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable, soft feel - Ribbed knit crew neckline with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention - Side seams for structural support and longer-lasting fit - Tear-away neck label and REACH certification; adult sizing - Sleeve and neck text printed with crisp DTF/DTG methods for detailed, durable print
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
